Only in Texas: Rudolph the Holiday-Adorned Sport Utility
Posted: November 30, 2012 Filed under: Only in Texas | Tags: dead giveaway, holiday, observations, strange sitings, texas 3 Comments »This is the first post in a series I call “Only in Texas.”
Oh, but wait there is more…
No doubt, the holiday-adorned longhorns are hilarious. I wonder how often this vehicle sees some off-road action. I suspect, never. Another clue is the “I *heart* my wife” bumper sticker. Either this man has not one ounce of backbone or has had one too many indiscretions. Maybe it is this same wife that went to town on these decorations to ensure no woman would come near her man.
If so, it is highly effective.



Rural Coloradans sometimes have Texan aspirations. But I’ll admit the horns on Rudolph are smal out here.
Sasha,
I think the size of this guys horns may be inversely proportional to…um, nevermind.
Thanks for stopping by!
HA! I don’t doubt that for a moment.